Music on Glee is Horrible

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My wife loves the show Glee. I dislike the show. I don't hate it. I just don't like it. This probably wont surprise anyone who knows me given that I hate soap operas, and lets be honest here, Glee is just a high school soap opera with music. Some of the characters are entertaining, such as the cheerleader coach, but I feel those are not sufficient redeeming qualities. But those reasons are not why I severely dislike the show. It's the music.

Many naive people do not realize that all of the music on the show is lip-synched. When I point this out to Steffanie, she retorts that she knows this and fires back that all of the music a viewer hears on the show is really sung by the actors/actresses in a recording studio, so they're really lip-synching to themselves which makes it okay.

Okay, fine...but they do an absolutely HORRIBLE job at lip-syncing for themselves. The next time you watch an episode, pay close attention to their mouthes. The actors are running all about the room, performing stunts yet their voices have the same perfect level of pitch and they never seem to tire, despite that they're leaping from desks or jumping from objects while they belt out long-high notes.

The worst might be when they pretend to be playing instruments. The drummer is the worst. It's unbelievably obvious that it's an electronic drum track, so don't have shots of him playing on a drum set and hitting cymbals when there is no cymbal in the actual track.

But again, that's not really what bothers me. Up until this point, I could excuse all of these things if the music was good. But...it's not. It's horrible.

Disney auto-tunes all of the music on Glee so much that it's laughable. Oh, you don't think that's a big deal? It is. I am a HORRIBLE singer but if you put me in a professional recording studio with someone who is an expert at auto-tuning software/editing, you can make me sound phenomenal. Take a few minutes and check out this PBS story. After you listen to that story, you'll be able to hear the auto-tuning in Glee songs from a mile away. And its not just Glee, its 50% or more of all music you hear on the radio these days. It allows mediocre to okay singers sound like Luciano Pavarotti. The sound of a large group of people singing together in absolutely perfect pitch is so unnatural it's almost creepy; it's like the audio equivalent of paint-by-numbers.

I guess it's okay for you to like the show for the writing, the teenybopper drama, or the fact that this show is trying something new & different that other shows haven't had the balls to do in a long time. But please keep in mind, the music is terrible.

You may all commence flaming me on Twitter now.

Significant Percentage Of Verizon Android Users To Switch to iPhone

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Some weeks ago I wrote a post regarding the iPhone coming to Verizon. My main point was to assert that I thought it would dramatically hurt Android sales. Today, a survey taken by a high-tech online research firm based in Los Angeles called uSamp, has given evidence that I may be correct. The results of this survey were published in an article on Fortune written by Philip Elmer-DeWitt.

From the article:

Survey: 44% of Verizon Android users likely to switch to iPhone on Day One

For Blackberry users it's 66%, and nearly a quarter are willing to stand in like to get one

Drawing from a pool of 4.7 million panelists, uSamp asked a sample of 700 AT&T (T) and Verizon (VZ) smartphone owners how likely they were to switch to Verizon's version of Apple's (AAPL) iPhone next Thursday, Feb. 10, the first day it goes on sale.

The results are posted in full below the fold. The key findings:

  • Among Android owners, 44% are either very likely (19%) or somewhat likely (25%) to buy an iPhone on Feb. 10.
  • Among RIM owners, 66% are very likely (32%) or somewhat likely (34%) to switch on Day One. Nearly a quarter (24%) of the Android and RIM switchers say they'd be willing to stand in line to get one of the first Verizon iPhones.
  • Owners of AT&T (T) iPhones are less likely to switch (8% very likely, 18% somewhat) but the switchers are more likely (29%) than RIM or Android owners to stand in line that first day. Perhaps they have more practice queuing up for an iPhone.

Most Verizon Android Owners Are Main Stream Users

It is my firm belief that most Verizon Android owners are not open-source geeks/advocates who consciously went to (or stayed on) Verizon to buy an Android because they're anti-Apple. I would wager to say that most Android owners on Verizon are main-stream users who wanted iPhones but because they were unwilling to switch to AT&T. Instead, they walked into a Verizon store and asked a salesperson to give them a phone that was "like an iPhone". The salesperson handed them an Android and sold them on the idea that it was "just as good" so that's what they bought. A certain percentage of these users are not happy. They want to be able to use the same apps that all of their friends who have iPhones can use. They are not happy that the phone doesn't "work as good" as iPhones do (UI, ease of use, stability, battery life - things that Apple geeks can point out, but non-tech savvy users might have a hard time quantifying).

This has all changed. Some of these users will go to Verizon and immediately switch. Some of these users will switch to an iPhone when their contract is up and they can get the subsidized upgrade price. The main change though is that these users are now able to walk into a Verizon store and get the iPhone. Not a phone that is "like the iPhone" or "just as good" as the iPhone...but an actual iPhone. And that is why Android is in trouble.