Gmail Paper: In depth info here. The premise: A new button has been added to Gmail that says "Paper Archive" in which you can choose to select a number of emails, Google will print them for you and then fedex the stack of papers to you. Check out the links as its quite humorous.

Google TiSP: Free in-home wireless internet through your toilet. More info here. The premise is that you flush some type of device down your toilet. A chord remains hanging out of your toilet in which you plug your router into. By flushing it down the toilet, it somehow becomes "hooked up" to the rest of the TiSP network. Very funny diagram if you check out the link.

Blizzard has introduced the tinfoil hat item. Check out the link for a very funny item description. Notable item benefits are:

Equip: Hides the wearer's profile from the Armory.
Equip: Allows the wearer to see "the truth." May lead to an incontrollable urge to share "the truth" with others.
Use: Grants the wearer immunity to all forms of mind control for the next 10 sec...or does it?

Slashdot.org has added a voting mechanism to their site for the day thats called Slashdottit which is an obvious jab at Reddit & Digg. Also found on Slashdot are articles claiming Mozilla is suing Microsoft over tabbed browsing, and that nVidia is recalling ALL of their Geforce 8800 graphics cards.

Thinkgeek.com has put up a banner on their site announcing that they now have the iPhone in stock and are shipping orders. Other notable products for sale on their site today are: The WiiHelmet, a hat designed to give your arms a rest by allowing you to put your Wiimote on your head. The SnūzNLūz - Wifi Donation Alarm Clock, an alarm clock that donates 1$ to the organization you most hate from your paypal account every time you hit the snooze button. Piranhaz - R/C Battle Fish, a remote controlled submersible piranna that has, and I quote, "friggin laser beams attached to their heads". The Vilcus Plug Dactyloadapter , "The Vilcus Plug Dactyloadapter allows anyone to quickly and easily test the working condition of any wall socket. Simply insert the Vilcus into the socket in question... insert two fingers and the use becomes apparent instantly." Finally, The Lonely Guy Dream Vacation Digital Photo Frame, which is pretty self explanatory but if you must, go check it out.

Techcrunch has announced they've acquired fuckedcompany.com. A few people aren't sure if this is a joke or not, but I'm leaning towards yes. We'll find out tomorrow I guess.

Lastly, The Pirate Bay has announced that they've finally found a permanent solution for their hosting to avoid legal hassles. They're moving their headquarters to inside the North Korean embassy in Stockholm. As they put it..."For make benefit glorious nation of North Korea". Cute guys, cute.

Washington DC area job posting on Craigslist for "Office Jester" I wouldn't have came across this unless I was currently in the process of acquiring a job.

Leo Laporte has announced that TWiT has been aquired by G4TechTV.

Facebook is having some pretty funny messages appear in everyone's news feed.

Harry and Voldemort have set their relationship status to "Mortal Enemies." 12:19pm
Two of your oxen drowned when you tried to ford the river. 1:52pm
Bracket Buster: Ohio State and Florida have mutually agreed on a tie and will not play the championship game.
Introducing LivePoke™! 11:48am
Facebook will dispatch a real live person today to poke a friend of your choice.*
*offer good for only the first 100 pokers in each network.