Republican Circular Firing Squad
It's times like these when I just want to get a bowl of popcorn and watch gleefully.
Jon Stewart Vs. Sarah Palin
Jon Stewart's not taking sides, but...
"Neither of them is perfect, but if you, out of nowhere, are going to grab a woman out of the woods and make her your vice presidential candidate, what can I do?
"[Sarah Palin] is like Jodie Foster in the movie 'Nell,' " Stewart continued. "They just found her, and she was speaking her own special language.
"Have you noticed how [Palin's] rallies have begun to take on the characteristics of the last days of the Weimar Republic? In Florida, she asked 'Who is Barack Obama?' Hey, lady, we just met YOU five f-ing weeks ago."
Conclusive proof that Jon Stewart is not a Republican: He cares about his country more than his paycheck.
Sarah's Greatest Hits!
As you get ready for tomorrow night's epochal Palin-Biden debate, don't miss our Sarah-Mania Greatest Hits reel -- all Palin's best interview moments, all bundled into a quick five minutes: