Thanks for all the laughs Dave.
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Keith bids farewell to David Letterman and looks back at Dave's relationship with sports.
Yesterday, Marco Arment bought one of the new ultra-thin MacBooks. He wrote about his experiences in using it the first day, and why he's now going to return it. You should read his post to get all of the details of his critique.
In a post entitled "Mistake One", Marco Arment writes:
Instead, we have major compromises on previous invariants. Until now, since I started buying Macs 11 years ago, Apple had never shipped a laptop with a keyboard or trackpad that was less than great. They recognized that a laptop without a good keyboard wasn’t a good laptop, even if a lot of people would be OK with it and buy it anyway.
Now, Apple’s priorities have changed. Rather than make really great products that are mostly thin, they now make really thin products that are mostly great.
This concerns me more than you probably think it should. Not only does it represent compromised standards in areas I believe are important, but it suggests that they don’t have many better ideas to advance the products beyond making them thinner, and they’re willing to sacrifice anything to keep that going.
I'm not a laptop guy. I detest notebook computers because unlike most people (and I recognize I'm in an extreme minority here), I do not commute, I rarely travel, and I otherwise just use my computers in my office in a single room of my house and never have the need to move them.
For this reason, a notebook computer is nothing but a bucket full of compromises that I do not need or want. And that's fine. I recognize that most people need mobility, and desire ultra-portability while wanting fast computers. My beef with Apple is not this, but with their desires for thinness and lightness creeping into product lines that do not need these features.
In 2009, Apple rolled out the 27" iMac with an IPS display for the first time. The machine had a beefy, fast 7200 RPM hard drive in it. In 2012, the new iMacs released had a notebook-thin edge to them, from where the computer tapered down from the middle, in the back. Why? Because it made it look thin from the side. The drawbacks though? It went from having a 3.5" 7200 RPM hard drive inside with plenty of room to cool it, to having a slower, 2.5" 5400 RPM hard drive in it. These machines were also noticably hotter, due to their confined space.
Another example of this thiness-creep: The late 2013 Mac Pro. Now, don't get me wrong...I own one. And I love it. Its the best Mac I've ever owned....but this is also my first Mac Pro I've ever owned. The machine looks fantastic. But the rest of my desk? Awful. Why? Because in order to use the Mac Pro like I want to use it, like I would have used the previous cheese grater Mac Pro, is to have lots of external thunderbolt drives, connected to it. The previous Mac Pro could hold 4 drives internally, and have expansion slots & bays for things like additional SSDs or upgradeable video cards. This new Mac Pro has six thunderbolt slots. Apple basically told its pro users, "Hey folks! Jony wanted to make something small and pretty, but we recognize you actually need to use this machine for practical reasons, so, here are a lot of ports! Have fun!".
I don't know if we can lay the blame for these decisions on Jony Ive, but I'm going to do it because he's the person ultimately responsible for design, right? Whether he is directly responsibile or not, he is the person that has the power to change this. I think its clear from interviews we've seen him do, and videos we've seem him do, Jony doesn't like clutter. So Jony eliminates clutter. The problem is - he really isn't eliminating clutter at all. His customers still NEED that clutter - whether it be more storage space on Mac Pros or more ports on the MacBook. He's just ducking the responsibility of the clutter off to third parties. He's putting his fingers in his ears and going "LA-LA-LA-LA-LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" while shutting his eyes and thinking of Kansas. The result? More and more of Apple's products (like this new MacBook, like the Mac Pro) are pushing the burden and responsibility off on the customer or third party accessory maker so that Jony can pretend it isn't necessary. The result? My desk is cluttered with half a dozen external thunderbolt and USB 3 drives. MacBook users are going to have to buy Apple's ridiculous $80 dongle or thirdparty versions of it, in order to actually use the product as they need to use it. Sure, this makes their products look pretty in Apple stores and on their website in order to sell more of them. But I think its the cheap, easy, and lazy way out. The problem that needs solving includes these needs of their customers. By pretending like the needs doesn't exist, or refusing to bear the responsibility of solving them, Apple is making worse products. On the outside, these machines look beautiful but in practical, day-to-day use, are worse than the products they used to make. This makes me sad and disappointed.
The Pearl Jam frontman performs a killer version of "Better Man" with Paul and the CBS Orchestra.
Backed up by the Paul Shaffer and the CBS Orchestra. So good.
Disregard my messy desk.
Unless you're living under a rock, the new Star Wars trailer was released today. Shortly after the trailer came out, a lot of people I follow on Twitter were discussing the trailer. Retweeted in my timeline, I saw this Tweet:
I did this instead of eating lunch today #StarWars Full res: http://t.co/AOclJbZcuR pic.twitter.com/pXWZTSoCiz
— Patrick Letourneau (@PolygonSandwich) April 16, 2015
For archive purposes, I've also rehosted his work here: Full Width Wallpaper
I have an Apple Thunderbolt Display (2560x1440) as my right display, and a Dell UltraSharp U2412M (1920x1200) as my left display. So...I fired up Pixelmator and based on my monitor dimensions, I cropped the above full-width photo into a right and left version (starting from the Star Destroyer on the far right of the image).
Here they are if you would like to also use them:
Yesterday evening, Steffanie and I realized that CocoaConf DC was happening this weekend and therefore our friend Casey Liss would be in town. Knowing he would be tied up all day at the conference, I DMed him to see if he could slip away for a bit in order to come with us to try on the Apple Watch at the Apple Store nearby to the conference.
So, Steffanie and I kidnapped Casey Liss from CocoaConf and took him with us to the Reston Apple Store for Apple Watch try-on appointments.
Frist of all, we arrived at 12:45 pm for our 1:15 pm try-on appointments and waited all of 5 minutes before we were shown to the try-on table. It seems, at least for this particular Apple Store, they had more space than there were appointments slots backed up and they must have been proceeding more quickly than anticipated. We spent almost 20-25 minutes looking at the two models we tried on, but our assigned Apple Store employee wasn't rushing us at all.
I tried on the Stainless Steel Apple Watch with the Milanese Loop band, as well as the Space Gray Aluminum Apple Watch Sport with the Black Sport band. I chose both the sport and the steel models because I wanted to compare the weight difference, and I wanted to see them side by side in person. As for the bands, if I could have done so I would have tried the Milanese Loop, Link Bracelet, Classic Leather Buckle, and the Leather Loop. Unfortunately I could only try one band with the Steel watch so I chose the one I was most interested in.
I came into the store wanting the steel watch but being cautious enough to want to try the sport model for many reasons including price, cautiousness about it being a 1st generation product, and my wanting to probably replace it as soon as next year's model comes out.
I left the store being one hundred percent certain I wanted the sport instead of the steel model. My main reasons were:
After we finished trying them on, we were given the opportunity to play with the watch itself in a mounted unit stand where we could freely interact with the operating system instead of the try-on units that were just running the Apple Watch operating system in a continuous demo loop
My first take-away after having played with the demo was that the software seems very 1.0. At various times the software couldn't keep up with how fast we were trying to interact with it. It felt almost like a two year old iPhone running the newest version of iOS that was just released on the new iPhone. Okay - maybe not quite that bad, but it was apparent there is some jankyness is places when it comes to tapping buttons or animating objects. I'm not sure if this is hardware limitations or the need for Apple to squash some bugs with a point release or two. Either way this reinforced the idea to me that I should be smart and get the Apple Watch Sport so that I don't feel bad or guilty next year when I want to buy the next model.
After playing with this demo unit for 10-15 minutes, we graduated to the display table where we could see all the models, including the Apple Watch Editions (which weren't available to try-on in this particular store, but were still on display).
Over all I like the look and feel of this device a lot. The hardware design is very nice. All of the models and bands look fantastic in person. The Sport models do not feel cheap or of lesser quality...they're just different.
The software design seems great, although I'm sure it will take a few weeks for me to get used to the user interface. The software was a bit laggy in places which could be from the limitations of the internal hardware or bugginess - I'm just not sure. Lets see how fast Apple is able to release 1.01/1.1 etc for the Apple Watch OS. I have no more doubts as to which I should get (steel or sport) - its definitely Apple Watch Sport. Now I'm still a bit torn about the bands, but I'll just make more try on appointments between now and when I plan to order my watch until I'm certain about my band choices. I'm not planning on ordering mine yet anyway, especially now since they've sold out and wont be shipping until May/June/July. When Apple production catches up to demand and I've had some more time to think about my choices, I'll order mine in good time.
Monday is my birthday. My parents came to visit this weekend and as a gift to me, my father helped me install a lattice enclosure underneath our deck to prevent the dogs from going under it (and covering their paws with clumpy awful clay mud which they subsequently track into the house).
It took us all day yesterday to install it, but once done, I'm quite happy with how it turned out. Thank's Dad.
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Since Apple's "Spring Forward" event announcement on March 9th, there has been much hemming and hawing about the design of the new MacBook. I won't be the first to say this new machine is not target at the geek audience, but I wanted to express my own thoughts about it nonetheless. This afternoon I started Tweeting an incomplete thought on this subject but after several Tweets stopped myself, and decided it better expressed via this blog post.
First, let me say that I detest wireless-anything because of its current inferiority to wired-anything in terms of speed and reliability. Of course there are instances where this doesn't apply: AirPlay, Sonos, my iPhone are three products I use daily that come to mind. When mobility is not a requirement, however, I prefer speed and reliability. Maybe someday wireless will be able to stand as being technologically superior to wired in terms of these properties in all instances, but that day is not today. It maybe be in two years, but I highly doubt it. It may be in five years, but again I doubt it. It may be in ten years....probably.
But that day is not today.
This is why I have no desire to own the new MacBook. This is also why the new MacBook was not designed for people like me. The people who it was designed for do not prioritize speed and reliability over all else. The people it was designed for prioritize portability and convenience over my values. If I were someone who traveled more, or left my house more than once or twice per week (I work from home), then I might value this machine more. That Apple made this machine is okay with me, however, because the Mac Pro and Retina 5K iMac both exist. And this will continue to be okay with me, as long as Apple still makes these desktop machines.
I think that most of the controversy around this machine comes from people like me who fear the new direction of the MacBook is an early indicator that Apple plans to eventually do away with the MacBook Pro, MacBook Air, iMac, Mac Pro, etc etc, in favor of more machines like the new MacBook. They are upset about the new design because Apple came out with a revolutionary and groundbreaking new product that was not designed for them! Their beloved Apple is forsaking them!
Calm down.
Eventually when wireless technology catches up to all of our existing ports and is able to transfer as fast as gigabit Ethernet, Thunderbolt, USB 3, and Displayport 1.3, then Apple might just come out with MacBook-like products across their entire product line. Apple is not stupid, though. They realize what and how people use their current products. They know that people still need MacBook Pros and MacBook Airs -- why else would they have released spec refreshes to those machines last week as well, if they did not?
In the meantime, that day is not today. But that day is coming within the next 5-20 years. In the meantime, rest easy, sit back, and lets enjoy witnessing progress happen during our lifetimes.