Astronauts test sex in space - but did the earth move?

US and Russian astronauts have had sex in space for separate research programmes on how human beings might survive years in orbit, according to a book published yesterday.

Pierre Kohler, a respected French scientific writer, says in The Final Mission: Mir, The Human Adventure that the subject is taboo both at Nasa and at mission control in Moscow, but that cosmic couplings have taken place.

"The issue of sex in space is a serious one," he says. "The experiments carried out so far relate to missions planned for married couples on the future International Space Station, the successor to Mir. Scientists need to know how far sexual relations are possible without gravity."

He cites a confidential Nasa report on a space shuttle mission in 1996. A project codenamed STS-XX was to explore sexual positions possible in a weightless atmosphere.

Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. "Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version."

Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

Mr Kohler says: "One of the principal findings was that the classic so-called missionary position, which is so easy on earth when gravity pushes one downwards, is simply not possible."

Twitter Updates for 2007-12-02


  • cooking eggs, bacon & bicsuits & waiting on the redskin's game to start #

  • @Gianni I'm your huckleberry. #

  • @Giannii thats one of my fav movies #

  • Lazy Sunday. Watching the Redskin's game. Wash winning 16-14 but only 1:55 left. #

  • Sigh - Gibbs, you should know better. #

  • Baking & contemplating going out - am getting cabin fever in my apt. #

  • Need software recommendation - Either PC or Mac - requested info in next tweet: #

  • Am trying to massively batch tag a friend's entire music library that has about 5000 files and NO ID3 tags. Most filenames have artist/song. #

  • title in the filename. Its been 2 years since I tagged my library & cannot remember which program I did it with. Ideally need something that #

  • connects to something like FreeDB or Amazon & will process the entire library at once. #

  • @cplater yes but do I have to fill in all of the ID3 tags by hand or will it query FreeDB & fill them in for me based DB matches w/ filename #

  • @cplater the program I made use of took the filename info & then did a FreeDB query to lookup the complete tagging info for a song #

  • I am completely jealous of all my twitter friends who are getting/have gotten snow. All we have here in DC is rain :( #

Idaho Statesman , Poofter Continue Larry Craig Destruction [The Larry Craig Five]

ain't done with this guy yet!Oh glorious Dickcember, the Idaho Statesman totes went there! Today it published the accounts of five gay men — including Wonkette-American hero David “Poofter” Phillips — who have claimed to have had sexual experiences with the Super Tuber, Larry Craig. More to come on the Statesman’s early Dickmas gift in the near future. [Idaho Statesman]

(Via Wonkette.)

Blizzard and Activision Announce $18.8bn Merger

Ebon Praetor writes "The BBC reports that Blizzard and Activision have announced an $18.8bn merger. Activision's CEO, Bobby Kotick, will become the head of the joint company, while Vivendi, Blizzard's current parent company, will become the largest single investor in the new group. Even with the size of the merger, the combined company will still be smaller than the industry giant EA. 'As part of the merger plan, Blizzard will invest $2bn in the new company, while Activision is putting up $1bn. The merged business will be called Activision Blizzard and its chief executive will be Activision's current CEO Bobby Kotick. Vivendi will be the biggest shareholder in the group.'"

Read more of this story at Slashdot.

(Via Slashdot.)

Real poop behind 2G1C, US obscenity law, and 'net security.


The Smoking Gun reveals the identify of the director of "2 Girls, 1 Cup," the internet's latest shock-meme. 2G1C's director is a Brazilian named Marco Fiorito. The 36-year-old from Sao Paulo describes himself as a "compulsive fetishist" and "an artist in the art of movie making." He started a porn production company with his wife in the mid-'90s, focusing at first on foot fetish films:

While Fiorito contends that his revolting films are not illegal in Brazil, some of his works have been branded obscene by U.S. prosecutors and led last year to the indictment of Danilo Croce, a Brazilian lawyer who lived in Florida and was listed on corporate documents as an officer of a company distributing Fiorito's films.

In his legal declaration, which was filed in U.S. District Court in Orlando, Fiorito contended that Croce, 43, had no role in his movie business, other than helping to process credit card transactions through a travel company the attorney owned. In June, Croce, who cooperated with investigators, copped a plea and was later sentenced to three years of unsupervised probation (since he was returning to Brazil) and ordered to forfeit $98,000.

In his declaration, Fiorito explained that had he known that selling his films in the U.S. was illegal, "I would have stopped because the money is not the main reason that I make these films." He then added, "I have already made fetish movies with scat/feces using chocolate instead of feces. Many actors make scat films but they don't agree to eat feces."


Link to court filings at The Smoking Gun (8 pages).

See also this essay by internet security expert Adam J. O'Donnell: Security Implications of "Two Chicks, One Cup": not a joke. Snip:

Websites have started sprouting up that claim to host the video, but actually host malware. If you attempt to search for either "Two Chicks(Girls), One Cup" or "Two Chicks(Girls), One Finger", you may end up at malware sites likes these. This is similar to the codec attacks recently described by Sunbelt Software. I am concerned that... I can't believe I am writing this... security vendors will be loathe to post warnings regarding malicious versions of the content because the content itself is so wretched.

Link.

(Image from andrewc; Thanks, Oxblood Ruffin, Jake Appelbaum, and Jota)

Previously on Boing Boing:

  • Two Girls 1 Cup: a grandmother reacts.

  • Film review: 2 Girls One Cup

    (Via Boing Boing.)

  • Twitter Updates for 2007-12-01


    • You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you... #

    • And you shake it all about. You do the HOKIE pokie and you turn yourself around & thats what its all about. #

    • Go Virginia Tech! #

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    • Hahahaha! Blocked FG! Hey BC welcome to beamerball! #

    • Touchdown! #

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    • INTERCEPTION AHAHAHAHAHA !!!! #

    • Another interception. Sorry Boston College but revenge is a sweet sweet thing. VIRGINIA TECH, 2007 ACC CHAMPIONS!!!! #

    Twitter Updates for 2007-11-30


    • @tammymunson Hello - was just adding some fellow DCers today to my followers. #

    • @davewiner watching too #

    • @etm565 Hi there fellow DCer. Was just adding some DCers to my list today. #

    • @rubenerd I hope everything goes well with you mom. #

    • off to bed - see you all on the flip side #

    • Off to the Metro! #

    • Wow - Metro was completely painless today - lightly filled train from Alexandria to C-town, C-town platform empty, empty train to FarragutN #

    • I have in my possession one orange scone + one grande iced skim peppermint mocha. mmmmmmmmmm #

    • @Tammymunson have a good flight! #

    • I think I'll keep this hat until the 26th. #

    • @davewiner teehee #

    • @giannii had one of those myself this morning #

    • All I want for Christmas is to be able to go through my rss feeds for one day & see no mention of Ron Paul. #

    • Consequently - does anyone know of good ways via Digg & Redit to setup your profile to filter out any Ron Paul stories? #

    • @Rubenerd I have about 200 RSS feeds I monitor daily - lots of tech & politics stuff - its hard to avoid it(I use google reader) #

    • Hmm - it looks like Evel Knievel has passed away. #

    • 40$ to fill up my honda accord...good lawd! #

    • Listening to NPR in car. Hilary bomb guy had road flares strapped to chest. I totally called it. #