Stop what you are doing right now…
Get your coat. Get your wallet. Get your keys. Go to your car. Drive to a bookstore. Buy a book called "Eragon" and another book called "Eldest" by Christopher Paolini.
Do it now. You will thank me
Darwin Award Hopeful
Apparently he wants to be a stuntman? Watch video here.
Top 10 Reasons Geek’s make good fathers…
Title says it all. Read here.
That crazy game of poker…
So the regionals tournament was today @ Firehouse Grille for Capital Poker League. I didn't qualify for the tournament but there was a small 20 person side tournament of Omaha poker. I won. Yay me.
A friend of mine who lives in a building near me, Meghan, won 2nd place in the main tournament and got a video ipod 30gb. First place was Josh who won the $1000.
Tuz
Aggro Radius
Courtesy of Ryan:
"A Bike Cop pulled me over and did the typical, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Yeah," I replied, "your aggro radius was too big."
He looked at me for a second as we both took in what I just said. I'm thinking "OMG! Pnwd, for sure!"
Finally the Cop said, "You should have stealthed" and I saw the tiniest smile. Thank Orion the Cop is my age!
"Can't stealth," I said, "Hunter. Should have Feigned." Uh oh, Cop is a Rogue. They hate Hunters.
"You know how much gold this is going to cost?" the Cop asked. Ahh $!@%, he's a Rogue alright.
"Can't I just take a decrease in faction? I can always grind for more." I replied. Whoops, community service, I thought. I just practically asked for a ticket.
But the Cop finally burst out laughing.
"Get out of here," he said, waving me on my way. "I've got noobs to pwn.""
I feel like a hive of bees are living in my throat….
Yet I still have the gumption to make a post before I return to my bed:
First off, there was a flash mob in San Fransisco last night who had a pillow fight.
Next, the people of Moscow are very proficient at building snowmen.
Lastly, here is a public service announcement about "the Dick":
Anandtech tours Newegg facilities
Anandtech has taken a tour of the Newegg facilities and has written a wonderful article taking you through the process of when your order is placed until it goes out the door. TONS of pictures in this article showing you the massive amounts of inventory they keep in stock.