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How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?

The Answer is TEN�

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the newlight bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner �Bulb Accomplished�,

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally �in the dark� the whole time,

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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John Dvorak is a genius.

Quote from article(the article explains how podcasting is going to become really big news in the mainstream media very soon):

"Here's what is going to happen. At some point, and it would be fine with me if it was the Twit podcast (probably the most listened-to podcast as of now), one of these things is going to get a million listeners. Nielsen will notice and real numbers will evolve for the whole scene. Then big media will be asking, "How did this happen? How did this sneak up on us?"

An executive at Disney will be in a meeting and ask the staff how many people knew this was going on, and three geeks in the back will raise their hands. Then slowly two-thirds of the room will raise their hands. None of these people will have known that everyone already knew. It's about then that podcasting will suddenly become the rage. It'll be a Time magazine cover. That will be by the middle of next year. Then the money will start flying around like crazy."