My Problem With Polls That Say Congress Has 9% Approval

Congress is not a person. The country, as a whole, does not vote for a person by the name of "Congress". My parents vote for their congressman in southern Virginia. My wife and I vote for our congressman in Alexandria, VA. I think, mostly, that my congressman has done an okay job. Given that I will be faced between the choice of him and a Republican, I will vote for him again. My parents dislike their congressman (because he's a Republican) and will vote against him. He will probably be reelected, though, because most other people in their district vote Republican. My point is that these polls are asking the wrong question. Most people like their own Congressional Representative (that's how he/she got elected) but dislike everyone else's. Unfortunately, I don't get to vote for or against any other Congressional Rep other than my own. These shallow headlines that proclaim, "HEY LOOK HOW MUCH PEOPLE HATE CONGRESS" also don't clarify that those poll numbers are likely to have zero major impact on the next Congressional election. Instead, the issues that directly (whether real or perceived) affected each district will be what the voters use to base their votes on. When you see headlines that proclaim how low Congress's approval rating has dropped, stop to ask yourself if you think your own representative is likely to get re-elected or not. I'm willing to bet that for the most of you, they will.

Five Live

From David Smith:

Five Live

An easier way to listen to the 5by5 live stream.

I’m a big fan of the various podcasts on the 5by5 network. These span a variety of topics and subjects, almost all of which I’m interested in. A subset of these shows are recorded while being streamed live. You can listen to them via the 5by5 website (http://5by5.tv/live). I do this for all my favorite shows, but I soon found that I didn’t like having to play them within the browser. So I wrote a Mac menubar application that monitors the feed status and starts playing my favorite shows whenever they start. I’ve been using it myself for months, then decided to share it with other 5by5 fans. It’s called FiveLive. Enjoy. Note: This is just an app made by a fan. It is neither supported by or associated with 5by5. If you're a 5by5 fan, like myself, this is a required app to have. It will make your life measurably better.

How Soda Caps Are Killing Birds

Claire O'Neil, writing for National Public Radio:

What Jordan found on those islands were carcasses of baby birds that have died an unnerving death: According to the BBC, "about one-third of all albatross chicks die on Midway, many as the result of being mistakenly fed plastic by their parents." Make sure you check about the image slideshow for some very sad images. Or, if that type of thing affects you a lot…then don't. So sad.

That's it. Google, we're through.

Yesterday, on the Google Reader blog, it was announced that Google Reader would be losing its friending, following, shared links, likes and starred items. In place of these, they will be adding integrating Google Reader with Google+ social features. You'll be forced to manage these features via Google+ Circles, and will be forced to share your posts via Google+. Friends will be forced to see your shares via Google+. Nevermind if you & your friends do not use Google+. Or like it. I could write at length about why the current Google Reader social functions work better than how they will work with Google+, but someone has already done that for me. Courtney Stanton, writing on Here Is A Thing:

I’m not going to explain how RSS readers work, as I think you can solve that part for yourself. The part that makes gReader great is that as you read your feeds, if you come across a post that you find interesting, worthy of discussion, full of kittens, whatever, you can hit “Share.” OR you can even click “Share with note,” if you want to add a little blurb at the top with your feelings or thoughts about the post you’re sharing. But who is seeing this stuff, right? For me, it’s a small group (I think the largest it’s been is around 40 people) who can view all of my shared items, can view my comments, and can comment on my shared items. All three of those things, btw? Configurable. I have the ability to make groups from my Google contacts and control their rights when accessing my content. Those people also have control over who sees what of their stuff. You can follow people, which means you can see their shares — and if that person is super private, it means they’ll have to give you rights to see their stuff in order for that to work. What this means is that I have several RSS feeds that, rather than a site’s posts, are items shared by other people. They have their own section, “People you follow.” When I’m in a hurry, I often mark-as-read my “normal” RSS feeds and just read and comment on the shared items of my friends. The coolest part of gReader, for me, is the Comment View. This also lives in “People you follow,” and it displays any item, either shared by me or someone I follow, that has new comments on it since the last time I clicked on it. Not just stuff I’ve personally commented on, but anything that my friends are discussing. If two of my friends comment back and forth on a shared item, I will keep seeing their discussion, even if I haven’t contributed yet. As new comments appear on items, they get bumped to the top of Comment View, so I don’t miss anything and can jump in if a discussion works its way around to being something I want to participate in. When I started using gReader, my community was about half the size it currently is. However, there would be people commenting on my friends’ shares, people I didn’t know, who were funny, or who mentioned stuff I liked, or whatever. And so over the first year or so, there was a lot of, “Oh hey, friend from art school who loves modern novels and hipster fashion, you should TOTALLY be friends with this friend-of-a-friend who works in the fashion industry and is awesomely intellectual,” type of stuff happening. It was, and continues to be, the only social network where I interact with people with some semblance of normal real world humanity. (And by that, I mean it’s like we’re all at a mutual friend’s house party.) We discovered that if you click on “Shared Items”, you could write an original post and share it with the group. (Topics covered in that manner: job interviews, buying houses, getting engaged, moving across the country, pregnancy, child care, cancer scares, deaths in the family, holiday-related family drama, and the occasional “this day is the absolute worst, someone please remind me I’m a valuable human being”.) We visit each other and go out to dinner together when we’re passing through town. We travel to stay at each other’s homes for a mini-break. About twenty of us rented a house and took a vacation together last summer. This community is the primary way I stay in regular contact with many of my closest friends, it’s the network I tell first about things that happen in my life, and it’s often the only place I vent when I’m upset enough about something that I don’t want to risk mis-speaking in highly public spaces like Twitter. I am a more sensitive person, a more aware person, a more progressive, more feminist, more sympathetic and more open-minded person because of the years spent reading things I’d never have read, seeing things I’d never have seen, and getting to discuss these “new” ideas with people I respect. This is the community I’m losing. Oh, and she's not done. Please go read her entire post. Go ahead. I'll wait. I think Courtney does an excellent job of explaining why forcing users to integrate with Google+ will be bad: Things I love a lot less: * This is an entirely different site, so in order to read items shared by my community, I have to leave gReader, go to Plus, and then I guess make a circle for the people whose shares I want to see? And then either read all of their shares en masse, or click through to each of their profiles and scroll through to see what they’ve shared since the last time I checked? * I have no way of easily keeping up with discussions going on in my community (compared to the way Comment View currently works). * Posting links to Plus does not display the content of the item you’re sharing. Notice that in order to read the full post, you’d have to click the link and open a new page or tab. In short, this is not a workflow designed around sharing information and communicating about it. This is a workflow designed to make people click on things. Taken in hand with the earlier announcement from Google that they’re shutting down Buzz (another quirky social network that didn’t achieve Facebook-level popularity), part of me suspects that someone in Google corporate looked at the Buzz and gReader communities, looked at Plus’s less-than-vertical adoption & use rates, and concluded that by killing Buzz and gReader’s social elements, these communities would migrate over to Plus. That is, however, a ridiculous idea. Buzz operates in your Gmail inbox and gReader is an RSS feed reader. The majority of employers don’t block email or RSS feed readers. You know what a lot of employers do block? Self-described social networks like Google Plus. In addition, guess what gReader lets you call yourself? You guessed it: anything you damn well please. I have friends who refuse to join Plus because they’re worried that if they get griefed as a ‘nym, they’ll have all their other Google services (like Gmail) frozen. How am I supposed to interact with these people the way I do now? Also, where is it written that because a large number of people form one internet community, that must be how all online communities are organized? I don’t care if Google wants Plus to get bigger, I care about me and my friends who seek to read and discuss the entire internet every day. Is there really no space for different kinds of people to form different kinds of social spaces in Google products? Are they really that fucking stupid about how communities work? Or, as I suspect, is it just that Buzz and gReader aren’t nearly as effective as Plus at collecting data about my internet use? Google's motto is supposed to be "Don't Be Evil". HA! Good one. Google's "Don't Be Evil" mantra is so far from the truth these days that it's so ridiculously laughable that I don't even find it funny anymore. Let us count the ways in which they're evil: 1. The above changes? User's have one week notice before they happen. You read that right. One week. 2. Eric Schmidt sat on Apple's Board of Directors from 2006 - 2009. Apple released the iPhone in June 2007. Here's a before and after the iPhone was released of Android phones. Quote from the late Steve Jobs regarding the meeting between Jobs & Schmidt: “I will spend my last dying breath if I need to, and I will spend every penny of Apple’s $40 billion in the bank, to right this wrong,” Jobs said. “I’m going to destroy Android, because it’s a stolen product. I’m willing to go thermonuclear war on this. I don’t want your money. If you offer me $5 billion, I won’t want it. I’ve got plenty of money. I want you to stop using our ideas in Android, that’s all I want.” 3. Google Wave comes out. It's apparently an email killer. It flops. Google abruptly yanks support, and within 6 short months, it's gone - despite the many developers who spent a lot of time developing for it - and the small subset of users that did use it. 4. Google Buzz comes out. Google says, hey - how do we get people to use this shameless yet poorly executed Twitter clone? Let's cram it down users' throats and integrate it into Gmail! Oops. This happened. 5. Google claims that Android is open, every chance they get, yet they refuse to publish the source code of Android 3.0. Thats why I now refer to Android as being "Open"source. 6. Pretty much every Google product in existence exists to get more users to look at their advertisements. Remember kids, Google is an advertising company. Their products are not Gmail, Google Calendar, Google Docs, etc - their product is you. They sell you to advertisers. Ever have a problem with a Google product? Good luck getting support. There is no customer service department for you to talk to. Wait - whats that? Google employs over 1,000 customer service phone reps to talk to customers? Oh right, they're for their Google AdSense customers - the advertisers that pay Google money. You know, their real customers. Not you, their product. 7. Google has a history of killing things. If it doesn't reach critical mass, then they can't charge enough money for the ads on it to advertisers, so it has to go. Are you a developer who's spent a lot of money on a product that relies on a Google API? Good luck. A year or so from now, it might not be there. Better hope Google can sell ads on it. 8. Google+ profiles are being artificially inflated in Google search rankings, something Google claims they never do with their search listings but lots of evidence makes it plain that they do, in fact, do. Go ahead. Do a search on your name. My + profile is the first thing on the page. I could go on listing more reasons why I've lost all respect for Google, but I won't. I've come to the conclusion that I do not want to be a Google product anymore. I'm sick of these jerks using me to make money. Over the next 12 months, I plan to find a solution for each of the Google products I currently use, and one by one, move off of them. Gmail, Google Analytics, Google URL shortener, Feedburner, Google Reader, Maps, Google Talk, and Google Voice are the Google tools I regularly use. I plan to deprecate each of these from my life as best I can. Google, we're through.

Efficient Victories

It's the little things. Sometimes the smallest things make me very happy. Other people probably think these small things are ridiculous to get excited over, yet, they make me smile. Each day, when ascending the first up-escalator from the Foggy Bottom Metro Platform the rush of commuters walk along the right-side wall toward the turnstiles. The turnstiles are positioned at a oblique angle from the onrush of walking commuters, and thus, most walk towards the closest turnstile at the point of the angle, because their lizard brains tell them this is the closest turnstile, and thus, the shortest route. Once through this turnstile, however, they must walk in an arc to turn the curved corner and head for the last up-escalator to ascend to street level. Instead of listening to my lizard brain and heading for this first turnstile, I take 3 steps further than everyone else and proceed through a turnstile further up the "angled" row of turnstiles. Once going through, this allows me to walk in a straight line to clear the corner. Ninety nine percent of the time, this action causes me to jump ahead of everyone else because they end up having to walk farther to turn the corner, in their arc path they are forced to walk, due to their earlier, lazy, decision to walk to the closest turnstile. Again - small victory. But it makes me happy.

The Rules

Merlin Mann, writing on Kung Fu Grippe:

The Two key Rules of the Grocery Store

It's really very simple: 1. if you're in the way, keep moving 2. if you stop moving, get out of the way. This is Ape Law, and we must teach it to our young.

I wish this were required reading. I wish that all people must first pass a test in which they're required to prove that they've memorized these two rules before acquiring their Grocery Store Shopping License™ and being allowed to buy food.

Hurricane Irene Forms Two New Inlets at the Outer Banks

I tooted about this earlier, but I couldn't help but writing a post here as well. I'm very familiar with the Outer Banks. My family and friends vacation there a lot, and it's one of my favorite places in the world (especially Ocracoke Island). Because of the familiarly of OBX, I guess this piece of news feels the most real to me out of all of the other damage that Hurrican Irene caused. So check this out: Source: MSNBC & Steve Helber, Associated Press MSNBC added this caption to these photos:

Officials survey the damage to Route 12 on Hatteras Island, N.C., on Aug. 28. Hurricane Irene swept through the area Saturday cutting the roadway in five locations. Irene caused more than 4.5 million homes and businesses along the East Coast to reportedly lose power over the weekend, and at least 11 deaths were blamed on the storm. A local North Carolina TV station had this video on their site: An article accompanied this video which contains more specific information. I was curious, however, about where exactly the two inlets are. Based on the lone building in the first photo and about 10 minutes searching Google Maps' Satellite View, I think I found the location. Check the Street View as well. See the small structure next to it? Now look at the satellite view ago and the photo above. Fairly certain they're the same. Now for the second photo. This is the most interesting of the two, I think, because it shows that there was a house that was destroyed and was washed out to sea. I think the second photo was at this location. See the northernmost house on the left side of the road? See the circular feature on the right side of it? See how those western-most houses are arranged in a semi-circle?. Now, notice the northern-most house on the right? See how its almost in-line with the northern most house on the left? Now check out the street view. You can see the large square brown sign on the left side of the road with white lettering. Its on both the Google Maps link and the MSNBC photo. Now look for the northernmost eastern house? Instead of the house, the new inlet is there. The house no longer exists, at least in constructed, house-form - I'm sure it exists, but in many parts, all floating in the ocean or washed up along the beach elsewhere. Stunning, for me at least.

Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the trouble makers, the round pegs in the square holes, the ones who see things differently.

"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify and vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as crazy, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." – Think Different

Thank you Steve

I was late coming to the Mac, getting my first one in 2006. I don't think I've ever been happier with my technology every since. I'm not worried about Apple as a company, because in 2011 it's entirely centered around Steve's ethos. What I'm saddened by is the implications of Steve Jobs having to resign his post as CEO. Still though, he's now Chairman of the Board of Directors of Apple. That's something, I guess. I hope he continues to be able to do what he loves. There are two quotes from the articles that have been written since Steve's announcement that I thought were eloquently written. The first comes from John Gruber. John Gruber, in a piece called "Resigned":

Jobs’s greatest creation isn’t any Apple product. It is Apple itself. Today’s announcement is just one more step, albeit a big and sad one, in a long-planned orderly transition — a transition that no one wanted but which could not, alas, be avoided. And as ever, he’s doing it his way. So it goes. And the second comes from Seth Godin in a piece called "A little empty": I guess this is how a sports fan felt when Joe DiMaggio retired. Business didn't used to be personal. Now it is. Computers didn't used to make us smile. Now they do. We didn't used to care about whether a CEO made one decision or another, or whether or not he was healthy. I do now. Sure, there was baseball after joltin Joe stopped playing. But it was never quite the same. Thank you, Steve, for giving us all something to talk about and a way to talk about it with beauty (and fonts). We owe you more than we can say.