Scientists at the north pole have finally discovered the cure for cancer - but they accidentally burned the post it note it was on in the fire.
In other news, this article over on AP discusses how the cast and crew for the HBO series The Sopranos has almost finished filming season 5 (13 episodes) which will begin airing this fall. They also have agreed to film season six starting in 2005 which will have 10 episodes. It looks as though they've finally decided to let season 6 be the end though. Oh well - 3 more seasons I haven't watched yet :)